tesla-in-space:

I still say this man does some of the finest explanations of historical events the world has ever known.

(Source: thatsnotevenreal)

(Reblogged from dancingacrossthekeys)

trekual-innuendos:

Lets have a dystopian future movie where none of the actors are white

Not a single one

No reason

No explanation

There’s just no white people and not a single character questions it

Watch how quickly people notice and get pissed off

(Reblogged from koryos)
(Reblogged from dancingacrossthekeys)

asukaskerian:

roachpatrol:

ivanebeoulve:

adventuresintimeandspace:

Here are some scientific facts about blood loss for all you psychopaths writers out there.

yeah, for writting..

now i am thinking about all the fics where a kid passes out because vampire and like how much can a vampire chug???

bkprsn101 : So I googled the answer because I am a nerd
bkprsn101 : And the average adult stomach can hold 1.5 liters
bkprsn101 : But the stomach can distend to hold about 4 liters
bkprsn101 : So… It depends on how distended a vampire’s stomach is. :X
Askerian :whoa yeah XD
bkprsn101 : This has been Nerd Corner with Adi
(Reblogged from daughterofhermes)

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

(Source: aryanstark)

(Reblogged from dancingacrossthekeys)

221bbarricade:

zanetehaiden:

snow-anne:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.
DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

String players can be a bit high-strung.

y’all need to cellout

We all need to calm down before this gets violin-t

(Reblogged from blackbirdrose)

abstractcontraption:

onlyfoolsandvikings:

onlyfoolsandvikings:

this happens to me every single time i am sick to death of seeing the same thing

why are you reblogging this oh god please don’t

Because you’re right

(Source: ofools)

(Reblogged from daughterofhermes)

octobootle:

when you think your cramps are finished but then

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(Reblogged from lacigreen)

sashaforthewin:

unclewhisky:

clannyphantom:

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

You are a mermaid, sir

(Reblogged from lacigreen)
(Reblogged from dancingacrossthekeys)